janecrocker:

IT WASN’T FUNNY BUT THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

(Source: thatdamnwhale)

So I was talking to my friend Rebecca and I sent her this:

So, she replied with this:

along with the message, “u think u can beat dat swag”

Not wanting to be one up’d, I sent her this:

To which she replied:

At which point I knew I had to step up my game, resulting in:

But she would have none of it:

Struggling to keep up, I produced this:

But she quickly retaliated with a devastating blow:

I knew I only had one option left. I had to take things to a whole new level. And thus, I procured the ultimate weapon in one-upmanship:

And that was the end of that.

Credits:

William Elliot Scott (aka thetallesthobbit, aka ME) as John Egbert!

Rebecca Oakes (aka thechocolatechipcookie) as herself!

Erik Peterson (aka eclipsedreverie) as Dave Strider/Pyralspite monstrosity!

And special thanks to Gee (aka insanitydonewell) for having taught me everything I know about sewing, resulting in the outfits you’ve just seen above!

Let’s see how long it takes tumblr user pizza to find this one

(Source: outlineontheplaygroundblacktop)

sluttyplzza:

bleedingshadows94:

krikanalo:

sluttyplzza:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS

that is like the best post they could have gotten

I don’t see Homestuck…

shhh look closer

I COULDN’T FIND IT AT FIRST BUT THEN IT WAS THERE AND I JUST FLIPPED ALL THE SHIT

egbertkid:

gosh-tier:

she-is-spacedust:

ask-shenaniganstuck:

We’re all sitting here looking at our online counter for the blog and……

whoever you are you poor lost soul…we are sorry you have Windows 8.

you all fucking suck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i will bathe in ur blood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I actually go on the blog constantly and I have windows 8.

So that’s probably me.

I hate it too, someone gie me windows 7 back

Did you start with Windows 7 and then download Windows 8? If so, you can restore it to it’s factory settings and get 7 back, but be sure to back up everything.

My friend Erik and I were fucking around with the Pokemon Fusion thing

And this happened

I can’t even

What?

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

I’m a feminist, so I must hate every man on the planet

I’m a Christian, so I must be deluded and irrational

I’m a boy, so I must be a misogynist pig

I’m bisexual, so I must hit on everyone

isabella-jameston:

excessunrated:

7313:

I’ve been staring at this for days. It’s beautiful.

I AM SCREAMING BUT IT IS ALSO REALLY FASCINATING AND KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.

I’m fascinated. I completely “noped” for a second, and I’m terrified that that probably hurt and I don’t even want to think about how they got the layers of skin off, but that’s actually kinda cool. I like seeing my tendons move through my skin though, thanks.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT THIS WAS REALLY ELABORATE BODY ART BUT THEN I SAW THE HOSPITAL WRISTBAND THINGAMABOB

(Source: ultrasadism)

dorodot:

if you mix an anything with tangela it looks either intrigued or really shocked

???

!

WHOA MAN BACK THAT SHIT UP

yooooo!

YOOOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Everything with Golbat just looks absolutely appalled.

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

Who brought fucking That That along

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

mylilsunshine:

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

i can already feel this happening

I wrote a song ‘cause I’m dumb. I may or may not record it if people want me to. (Bear in mind, most of this was written between 1 and 2 in the morning, so bear with me for a moment.)

Hey,

I don’t know what I’m doin’

But I want you to know that I’m floundering here looking for all the right things to say

And I know that there must be a way;

I’ve been looking for one every day.

Friend,

You know that I’m here for you, don’t ya?

I can’t solve your problems, I can’t fight your demons, but I’ll be holding your hand all the way.

I’m telling you, I’m here to stay;

You’re not alone, so don’t be afraid.

And I know that it’s hard, though

I don’t know what you’re feeling

But this Hell that you’ve shared,

Baby it’s got me scared that

You won’t be around very long

Can you please tell me that I’m wrong?

‘Cause without you I can’t be strong;

‘Cause without you I can’t go on.

You,

How can I show you you’re perfect?

That you light up my life, clear the clouds from the sky, that you help me get out of the rain?

Just by living you ease all my pain.

I just wish that I could do the same.

Please,

How do I cast out the shadows?

You’ve always been here, even when you’re not near, you can always light up the way.

But I just don’t know how to repay

All the things that you do every day.

And I know that it’s hard, though

I don’t know what you’re feeling

But this Hell that you’ve shared,

Baby it’s got me scared that

You won’t be around very long

Can you please tell me that I’m wrong?

‘Cause without you I can’t be strong;

‘Cause without you I can’t go on.

‘Cause without you I can’t be strong;

‘Cause without you I won’t go on.

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

What Feminism is NOT

kankrisgreatwhiteprivilege:

griwmavle:

monoamineoxidase:

Transphobic

A movement which polices what women should do

Anti-male

An ideology which puts cis women’s rights above all others

If you think feminism is the above then you got it all wrong and you don’t truly understand feminism.

No one truly understands feminism because it’s stupid. Oh it actually puts lesbian rights above all others.

Feminism is the radical idea that women are people and ought to be treated as such.